Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, there's no denying it. It's been rare that I've doubted this statement, having some of my fondest memories there. As they say, however, the proof is in the pudding. The pudding that I'm serving in this case is the penguin before you, a jolly chap and empirical evidence in support of the prior referenced statement regarding a certain theme park and happiness. Disneyland... where even the penguins are happy. 'Nuff said.